A post by a concerned Vikings fan:
"... Packer fans moon opposing bus before and after games ..."
My response, which I felt was worth preserving for all time:
Actually, actually, its those goofy cold-loving "polar bear" people up there. You know, those idiots who cut a hole in the ice and jump in once a year?
The ones who are just pulling down thier trousers at the other team are either just polar-bear pledges, or are too lazy to get completely nekkid. I think its actually some sort of sign of respect or something to be greeted in the polar-bear fashion. The proper response by the other team should be to immediately strip down and jump into a half-frozen lake., and if thier is no lake handy, then anywater will do, say perhaps jumping into the sewer through a manhole. Thats kinda like jumping through a hole in the ice, and would be a polite show of respect to the polar bear club.
I am a Packer fan, but I dont get to go to the games. So I perform this very same traditional show of utmost respect to my inlaws. But I too am lazy, and only end up showing them my arse as well.